Brainrot Dating 2014

In 2014, what makes someone a pro gamer?

In Testflop's newest visual novel, you follow xXdatingsimulatormaincharacter420Xx, just an ordinary guy with an ordinary life. But then, he meets 24chan, the prettiest most popular girl on campus. This description sucks, is anyone even reading it? Just play the goshdang game already, it's free for goodness' sake. Here's a picture of 24chan:

If that's not enough to convince you, here's an underpaid Cinemark employee:

In case you couldn't tell, I drew these in Krita with a mouse. Also, it's 5:42am as I write this. I stayed up all night making this stupid game. The LEAST you could do is play it, pal.